Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.

“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”

by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024

Jammy

a tall, skinny faggot

jammy is a fag

by ihateniggersssandcoonsssss May 1, 2023

Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

by voloscrew September 2, 2023

Jammi

Blaming others and/or fabricating a lesson learnt as a way to either save face or cover up woeful strategy, tactics or messing up.

"The plan isn't working, you're using the wrong tools"
"If Mavis had listened we'd have done it. Anyway I got the data and know how it will be better next time"
"Stop pulling a fucking Jammi!"

by Henry G Darren September 8, 2023

Jammi

To accuse a Jewish person of being a neo-Nazi in an attempt to slander them. Named after hideous internet activist Nandini Jammi.

"In an attempt to discredit Joel Goldstein, his political opponents Jammied him."

by ChadLoderAbusesWomen November 25, 2021

Jammy/ie

To describe a person
It means to be jealous or ungrateful

“ You are being jammy/ie “
“Don’t say, your getting jammy/is”

by DiCaprio April 2, 2020

Jammy Jams

Jammy Jams is a North London abbreviation for expensive designer clothing. Illustrated as clothes that bring you good luck jammy. The jams abbreviates to something exciting or jubilant. Jammy Jams can be also used as a nostalgic feeling, reminiscing-triumphing a bad experience.

When I go to the next UK Garage Rave I'm going to put on some exclusive jammy jams and jam the night all night long.

Check out my fresh Jammy Jams. I'm pulling everything tonight.

by Sweetmatecol April 25, 2020