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Haunted handy

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.
Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy
by Podracer06 May 12, 2025
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Haunted

When someone ghosted you but still sometimes likes your social media posts.
A: Chad totally ghosted me last year but he’s still watching my instastories. Creepy
B: Haunted
by JessH95 May 30, 2018
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Hometown Haunt

A hometown haunt is a place in a person’s hometown that holds a special heart in their heart and has a lot of sentimental value.
When I went back to the place where I lived, I began to feel a bit of the hometown haunt coming at me.
by 29SWFL June 6, 2023
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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
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Haunted fishtank

Mid 20th-century British slang for a television set. (from an era when they resembled huge wooden boxes with a big glass front)
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Haunted Hills

Haunted Hills is a forgotten about location on the West Coast of Fortnite. Players that go here are either here for a challenge or forgot to jump out of the Battle Bus. Average Loot here leaves players more at risk than a Mouse in a Snake Pit as the sprint in to the storm location usually takes them through Plesant Park...Which is a bit like throwing a toddler in to a full blown NFL Game without pads.
Oh Crap, I forgot to jump...I guess i'll go to Haunted Hills
by Dailystraw July 8, 2019
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