fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 8, 2018

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

fungus queen

Refering to the super mario super show, a fungus queen is when you are the queen of the mushroom kingdom

I have got you now you little fungus queen

by Groovy Pete January 23, 2017

Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

Schmeg Fungus

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma

you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends

by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020

fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

by westy lad March 12, 2011

Foot fungus

My dog ace licks

My dog ace, licks foot fungus

by Acexracexpace October 31, 2023