Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

fungus armpits

This is definition when you unwilling get shipped aboard as I would like to say deported to your home country by your own parents.

Halima: I got fungus armpits

Safa : Babes I just fungus armpits as well
As a unit we all cry good luck for the yr 2022 you always be in our hearts

When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin

Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus

by zoey pupper May 3, 2021

person: i want to be their friend, they’re so fungus

by foultique May 22, 2023

A word used to say "fuck" without using direct profanity, much the same way "son of a biscuit" is used instead of "son of a bitch."

Jeremiah sighed and said under his breath, "Fungu," after his boss told him he had to work on Saturday.

by Guenhwyvar888 June 20, 2018

a hella painfull fungus that that will suck ur balls and eat your foot

If the true fungi calls you fungus you are a fungus. Aka the one and only William.

“You are a fungus”

“What a fungus you are”

by Cadnece82828 February 11, 2021