Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
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"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
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as par • straight as parallel • As a parent • pissed as a parrot • hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble. • paradox-as-a-process • parched as balls • party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) • Trabsu Territory (Formerly known as "Mairie Byrd Land" and part of "Eights Isles") • Angel Jose Robles's Digital Paradox Studios Logo Will Be A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepios And Asclepius Symbol As A Scar Because The Irony Will Be The Paradox
A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”
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