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mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
mugGet the mad wipermug.

fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about
Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper
by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017
mugGet the fifty wipermug.

snoot wiper

Hand me a snoot wiper, please, I'm about to sneeze.
by Hyakamooks January 27, 2019
mugGet the snoot wipermug.

Trench Wiper

A made up slur for german people made by a few idiots in an xbox party chat to make fun of their friend Harley whomst parents are both german
God damn it harley you fucking trench wiper
by Harleygoestosleep September 24, 2022
mugGet the Trench Wipermug.

windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017
mugGet the windshield wiper condommug.

The window wiper

The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.
I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro
by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020
mugGet the The window wipermug.

Flag-Wiper

An American conservative who hides their blatant racism, bigotry, hate, and disdain for the actual United States motto (E. Pluribus Unum - "Out of Many, One.") behind a disingenuous use of the American flag, thus metaphorically wiping their ass with it. The sort of person who tells people who speak a foreign language to "Go back to your country" but has a warped version of an American flag on their lifted Dodge RAM truck; A general term for a conservative.
"That guy shouting about Mexicans and blacks while waving the Stars and Stripes at the Trump rally is such a flag-wiper."

"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
by Nix Nachtvogel February 25, 2023
mugGet the Flag-Wipermug.

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