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cum wipers

Fake eyelashes (falsies) that are extra long and aid in keeping a cumshot from getting in the eyes.
Did you see guys see Greta’s new cum wipers??
by jman james July 19, 2024
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Trench Wiper

A made up slur for german people made by a few idiots in an xbox party chat to make fun of their friend Harley whomst parents are both german
God damn it harley you fucking trench wiper
by Harleygoestosleep September 24, 2022
mugGet the Trench Wipermug.

snoot wiper

Hand me a snoot wiper, please, I'm about to sneeze.
by Hyakamooks January 27, 2019
mugGet the snoot wipermug.

LR 90 wipers

This is the action in which you are riding a motorcycle in the rain and need to eliminate the water on your visor. You simply turn your head to the (L)eft for a few seconds and then turn your head to the (R)ight for a few seconds while going 90 mph.
I was riding on my R1 to Indian Lake (logan county Ohio) when it started raining. I had to turn on my LR 90 wipers to even see the road.
by honkeydonkey May 23, 2013
mugGet the LR 90 wipersmug.

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
mugGet the Sweaty one wipermug.

Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”
by Tigerred July 7, 2020
mugGet the Front wipermug.

Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
mugGet the Windshield Wipermug.

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