A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022
Get the Fartism- Version 3mug. A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
Get the The Human Version of a Golden Retrievermug. She is racist but is the most perfect girl in the world. She is sooooo amazing but rascist and mean.
by Mommmmy 69420 November 26, 2021
Get the Kylie (racist version)mug. Becoming someone else by embracing their styles, likes, dislikes, careers, name(s), friends, relationships, accounts, successes and failures.
Did you hear that Sally is going on tour? She finished VERSIONING into Taylor Swift and now she's doing shows with Ed Sheeran!
by Rakeem2Dream September 19, 2023
Get the Versioningmug. Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this
Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this
by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024
Get the Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.mug. by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008
Get the appropriate versionmug. A highly anticipated rerecord that will never release at this point.
Seriously when will we stop clowning.
Seriously when will we stop clowning.
by ynmking89 August 20, 2024
Get the Reputation (Taylor's Version)mug.