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love triangle

The only thing worse than the friend zone. Usually fated to occur when two best friends who like a person of the opposite gender. Either resolves in the friendship being destroyed or neither one getting the girl. Either way, everyone loses.
Best friend 1: Hey man you been interested in anyone lately?
Best friend 2: Yeah man, (insert girl's name here) is pretty cute, I think I'm gonna ask her out.
Best friend 1: OH MOTHER FUCK, ANOTHER LOVE TRIANGLE
by wellthissucksalot October 8, 2012
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Triangle Scrub

A way of cleaning your balls and penis. The motion of scrubing the top of your junk, then the left side in the crease of your leg, and the other crease on the right side.
Dane- " Dude i cheated on my girl and when i got home i had to triangle scrub my balls because there was so much glitter."
Cristian- " Your an ass dude, why'd you cheat!?"
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by SPHS Student June 27, 2009
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Devil’s Triangle

During a threesome with 1 man and 2 women, one woman is riding the mans penis while the other woman is sitting on the mans face. The women will kiss thus making a triangle.
I was part of a Devil’s Triangle with these two chicks, one rode me while I ate the other out!
by sarge51 August 27, 2018
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Love Tridangle

When three men have a non-homosexual relationship with one another, usually lustful.

Similar to a "Bromance" but with three men instead of two.
Bill - "Dude, you, Ryan, and I are totally in a love tridangle."

Tony - "No Homo."
by Revoltron May 17, 2011
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trial hopping

Going from one free trial to the next using multiple email adresses because you're too cheap to buy the whole thing.
Zack:"You're so trial hopping."

Dakota: "No I'm not! This is only my 15th trial! How dare you!!"
by lafprty wb October 29, 2007
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Tidal Waving

To tidal wave someone is to take their garbage can and dump all the trash in it on their yard and then proceed to fill the garbage can up with water, then lean it up against their front door, ring the doorbell, and hide nearby to watch the tidal wave crash into the house when they answer the door.
"Lets go tidal waving again. We owned those people yesterday, their carpet is ruined.. and its going to smell awful mixed with the trash shrapnel."
by Billary Clinton March 20, 2009
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Triangle Grand Master

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris
Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"
by TheInternatTriangleAssociation December 20, 2012
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