You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.
Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long
Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long
Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

by snacka task June 1, 2017

A term used by douche bags to show their discontent with fake issues. Those who use this term tend to be pig headed democrats that know nothing about real issues, they just waste their useless lives sitting at home alone blogging because they know that no one around would talk to them for any other reasons.
I was nega-tasking today about Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and the majority of US citizens opposing health care reform.
by The only level headed one January 19, 2011

The opposite of multi-tasking. When one is only capable of focusing on part of one or multiple tasks at any given moment.
Wow! Your multi-tasking skills are on point! I can only fractional task.
I was fractional tasking all day and got 7 different things partially done.
I was fractional tasking all day and got 7 different things partially done.
by ShakespeareII November 4, 2020

A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.
I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.
by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025
