A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
Get the Alaskan Meatloafmug. In a threesome with 2 guys, one takes the ass and one takes the mouth. Then they both blow their loads in sync.
“Last night, my boyfriend and husband met each other and decided to make some Minnesotan meatloaf with me.”
by Anonymous21875 April 4, 2023
Get the Minnesotan meatloafmug. by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021
Get the As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloafmug. Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF
by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022
Get the Meatloafmug.