wing manning

The action in which a bro finds another bro a woman or a man. (depending on which the other bro wants)

you see that chick? I'm wing manning you right now.

by The Brosky October 23, 2013

eli manning

Quarterback for the New York Giants. A lot of Chargers fans are still pissed at him for what he did on draft day, but as a Charger fan myself, I have to give him a lot of props for taking down the evil empire of the NFL, the New England Cheatriots in Super Bowl XLII.

That pass from Eli Manning to David Tyree in the Super Bowl where he escaped out of the sack will soon be known as legendary.

by SD_fan February 5, 2008

Mannix

N;V a mannix, to mannix ; mannixing
1. Using an obscure TV show as an excuse.
2. Referring to young romantic encounters.
Used usually in a sarcastic question.

You were just watching Mannix?
You just on the couch all night watching mannix?
You were Mannixing all night?
Just Mannix, huh?
Did you enjoy the mannix episode?

by ZZZsnosleep December 20, 2010

El Hombre Magnifico

The hour of power stronger than all famous in Lake Dallas Texas. The infamous "retired" Lucha Libre wrestler. Born in Oslo Norway where his theme song clearly says "Across from Mexico". He is a You Tube classic and has adoring fans all over the small town of Lake Dallas.

Now these days he rarely comes out in public and is said to be hiding from the cameras.

Lake Dallas El Hombre Magnifico

by Mr. Brimstone April 26, 2009

Peyton Manning

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

by hattness February 7, 2007

Manning

To create crazy stories in in your head you swear are true; to be insubordinate; having a bad attitude.

Stop being a Manning; shortbread cookies are not healthy for you because they have milk in them.

by Ecoli W March 30, 2010

Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010