sara and jesper

sara and jesper are complete opposite people, sara is amazing and beautiful, cool, funny and sweet. she is pretty much the coolest person in the world, she has gorgeous brown eyes, a snatched nose that people would pay thousands for, her smile lights up a room, and her braces are so totes adorbs. jesper, on the other hand, is addicted to lying, biting, being a wingy little bitch and much more. the only good thing about him is his earlobes. so soft man. i would kill for those lobes'

although it seems sara could do so, SO much better, she still went for that ugly old fart jesper. and they love each other very much. and theyre best BEST friends, and if he ever leaves her she will hunt him down and chop off his weiner :-)

damn did you see sara and jesper today?

didn't know she would go for him man, poor girl

by cheeselover12 February 14, 2022

double-double jeopardy

duplicating a charge under same but difference charges (violation of a restringing order, can also be expressed as contempt of court order). Having one offense of violating the order, being charged under both description and charges doubles a single allegation of a crime that is also double jeopardy. Also re-litigating the case after it was tried in civil court, then in criminal court, both with the same consequence is double jeopardy. Duplicating charges under different names and then re-prosecuting them; becomes a double-double jeopardy; like in-and-outs double-double burger

DA Jeff Rosen is obsessed with Art Master, he's prosecuting Master as double-double jeopardy protections apply. That';s why he is known as the Double-Double DA. If the doubles the charges and both side meet in the middle when negotiating, he is getting defendants basically to agree to all original charges.

by jocklondon April 11, 2025

What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.

Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

by QuacksO October 28, 2025