jedi breskvice

jedi breskvice is a blakan slang used me and my friend. It means: Life is short, you just keep eating peaches.

person 1: Život je kratak bralee al ti samo jedi breskvice.
person 2: Adila, this is such a good advice, I will.

by How yoz doin November 08, 2021

Jedi Redeye

A sexual move that occurs when a glow stick is taped to the penis during anal sex thereby creating the appearance of a light saber.

"Her butt was so tight I had to use the force to give her a good Jedi Redeye."

by Dr. Alfred Wang October 23, 2018

dick jedi

Someone who has a luminous condom and sword fights profusely with his brother or any other close family. Once finished you will gain all the knowledge of the Jedi and the force with excrete from your peepee

Shit bro I feel it I’m now a dick Jedi and one with the force

by Lilpaste6969420 November 28, 2019

Grey Jedi

A Jedi padawan, knight or master - who can candyflip up to 5X categories while pitching mace windu and yoda.

Huey: How did the pitch go, my grey jedi?

Munja: I almost bailed, I was trippin’ so hard.
Huey: At least they didn’t break your leg. Or your jaw.

by SpaceJayce April 02, 2022

Jedi Doug

Guy named doug who played star wars and since has forever declared himself, Jedi Doug.

I am Jedi Doug, feel my force powers baby.

by RiddleSucks September 28, 2003

Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.

"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"

by PB+J March 23, 2009

Last Jedi

to destroy old favorite characters in order to put new, fanfic-level characters on that pedestal.

"Have you played Last Of Us 2?"
"Yeah. They totally Last Jedied Ellie and Joel for Macho Ma'am."

by Leshy June 19, 2020