A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
A sexual move that occurs when a glow stick is taped to the penis during anal sex thereby creating the appearance of a light saber.
by Dr. Alfred Wang October 23, 2018
When your lifting weights and you struggle to get those last few reps in on your set so you use your extreme mental power to push your body past the point of failure.
Your muscles start to give out and you cannot finish the rep without help in desperation and with crazy awesome mental skill you use your mind to push your muscles past the point of failure and to finish the REP .OH WoW IM AMAZING I just did a JEDI REP. Boom !!
by TheBigGer November 11, 2015
A Jedi padawan, knight or master - who can candyflip up to 5X categories while pitching mace windu and yoda.
Huey: How did the pitch go, my grey jedi?
Munja: I almost bailed, I was trippin’ so hard.
Huey: At least they didn’t break your leg. Or your jaw.
Munja: I almost bailed, I was trippin’ so hard.
Huey: At least they didn’t break your leg. Or your jaw.
by SpaceJayce April 02, 2022
by RiddleSucks September 28, 2003
The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.
by PB+J March 23, 2009
by Leshy June 19, 2020