jedi arts

The arts of the Jedi, usually involving lightsaber combat

You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!

by Memester David April 17, 2017

Bangor Jedi

A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.

Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.

Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

Grey Jedi

A Jedi padawan, knight or master - who can candyflip up to 5X categories while pitching mace windu and yoda.

Huey: How did the pitch go, my grey jedi?

Munja: I almost bailed, I was trippin’ so hard.
Huey: At least they didn’t break your leg. Or your jaw.

by SpaceJayce April 2, 2022

jedi breskvice

jedi breskvice is a blakan slang used me and my friend. It means: Life is short, you just keep eating peaches.

person 1: Život je kratak bralee al ti samo jedi breskvice.
person 2: Adila, this is such a good advice, I will.

by How yoz doin November 8, 2021

Jedi Doug

Guy named doug who played star wars and since has forever declared himself, Jedi Doug.

I am Jedi Doug, feel my force powers baby.

by RiddleSucks September 27, 2003

Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.

"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"

by PB+J March 23, 2009

Last Jedi

to destroy old favorite characters in order to put new, fanfic-level characters on that pedestal.

"Have you played Last Of Us 2?"
"Yeah. They totally Last Jedied Ellie and Joel for Macho Ma'am."

by Leshy June 19, 2020