iron hoof

Cockney rhyming slang for poof (homosexual). Typically as with most rhyming slang only the first word is used in conversation.
"Elton John was married!! But he's an iron hoof!"

"Look at the state of that iron!"
by NZBB June 22, 2009
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iron fail

A surprisingly common phenomenon that occurs when a person attempts to close a door with an IronGym attached to the door frame. The subject is astonished to see the door bounce back open and is subsequently humiliated by his friends.
Se7en went into the bathroom and began to close the door, when it suddenly bounced back open, knocking him into the toilet.
"Yeeaaahhh!" Mikl screamed, "You forgot the IronGym hanging in the doorway, faggot, what an iron fail!"
"Shut up. Let's get freaky now," crooned Se7en, fondling his splendid genitalia.
by Midimoto August 13, 2010
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hand iron

The act of passing one's hands over really crumpled clothes with the aim of removing creases. It is generally practiced by the male population and others affecting the "get out of bed straight to class look".
X- AAARGH you are so not going to wear that shirt.
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
by Kermit the froggy July 27, 2009
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ironic bond

What you call an ionic bond with Iron in it. Ironically, this isn't actually ironic, but merely a bad pun. Nonmetals and metals form a bit of an odd couple, especially when you're dealing with iron, the roughest, hardest and sexiest of known metals.
Professor said that FeCl3 was an ionic bond, I thought it was an IRONic bond! OMG LOL!

Ironic Bonds are the opposite of Carbvalent Bonds.
by B-mango-juice November 25, 2010
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semi-ironic

not completely ironic but partly
All throughout the war, Yossarian has been refusing to fly his missions, but when he finally gets the chance to return home, he ironically turns it down.
by Danyow (the big cow) October 10, 2003
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iron maiden

1. A supposed medieval torture device consisting of a hollow iron statue or coffin in the shape of a woman that is lined with spikes which impale the enclosed victim.
2. One of the greatest band ever in the history of thy world
3. A spell from Diablo 2 which causes meele enemies
to get damage.
1. I dont want to go in the IronMaiden
2. Iron Maiden pwns other bands
3. Stupid oblivion knights! With thier Iron maiden!
by Masterhand666 March 23, 2006
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Iron Chef

if memory serves me right, this a show that can be found on Food Network and The Fine Living Network.

It is known for it's over-the-top drama.

In the original Iron Chef Japanese, Chairman Kaga tries his best to pronounce "allez cuisine" to begin battle, but says what sounds more like "ALAKAZAM!" The producers of the show either never noticed, or found it hilarious and never informed him. (the best episode is the original Foie Gras episode...trust me)


The friendly announcer "Fukui-San" is often called upon by the floor reporter "Ohtah" in a very high pitched, hurried and excited voice sounding more like "SQUEEZE-ON!"


If you watch the show often you'll notice that both the challengers and the Iron Chefs say "I'll do my best" a lot! Also the panel judges will say "WHAAT???!!" and "ooohhhhhhh!" numerous times throughout the show.


during the tasting, the panel will often point out that the food is in their mouths.
"Squeeze-on! If you'll notice, the Iron Chef is now skinning the angler fish!" --Ohtah

"It looks to me like he's making some sort of noodle out of those crab brains." --Fukui-San
"WHHAATTTTT?! NOODLES?!!!" -- female panel member


"ohhh this black truffle, foie-gras, crab brain, fish eyeball stew is just so good in my mouth!" -- panel member
by queen of iron chef March 09, 2009
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