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Headass

Someone who is a stupid bald baboon looking person
their noobness cannot even be described
they are just headasses
"have u seen that dude Jim? he is such a headass."
by sophieswag November 7, 2020
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Busted Condom Headass

A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time
by Soji77 June 18, 2021
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Headass

Stop lookin up this stupid ass shit u headass
Bennett: I love headasses
Marrygelle: no u rong headass
by ImNotGayISweae March 21, 2019
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Headass

Someone who says something total dumb/stupid
Jearnne: Ginny shut your headass up!!!

Jearnne: “Olivia where’s the Statue of Liberty?”

Olivia: “in Washington DC
Taylor: can you all shut your headasses up!!!!!
by Jesusismyhusband June 22, 2018
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HEADASS

Those who keep posting their names on Instagram with fake ass meanings.
Byron means the sexiest big mf around the way. From The H to the The Bay. Funny, loving, big dick, hypnotic voice, drive big truck etc aka Headass
by KingsleyBanks November 24, 2021
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the biggest headass

the biggest headass of headasses is someone who is a bald fucking baboon looking noob
Their noobness is so big that it cannot even be described
"Have u seen that dude Jim? he's the biggest headass I have ever seen"
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Doo doo diaper headass nigga

When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.
Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.

Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!

Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.

Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.

Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!

Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco Macías Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake February 1, 2024
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