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hallmark haunted house

1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.

2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
by gozainagi January 26, 2012
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Hometown Haunt

A hometown haunt is a place in a person’s hometown that holds a special heart in their heart and has a lot of sentimental value.
When I went back to the place where I lived, I began to feel a bit of the hometown haunt coming at me.
by 29SWFL June 6, 2023
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Sarah's Haunted House

A term used when your friend's house is haunted.
OMG, THE STOVE STARTED LEVITATING ITS SARAH'S HAUNTED HOUSE!!
by REV G March 26, 2023
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haunting

(verb): the act of temporarily ghosting someone with the intent to message them back
bro did you hear emily was haunting stefan
by twinkletoes982 December 25, 2022
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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
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Haunt

That guy is a haunt
by Haunt October 19, 2021
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Haunting

The Opposite of ghosting. The act of manoeuvring your way back into your ex’s /ex friends life by linking up with a member of their inner circle.
Ex’s best friend: “Oh I’ve been hanging out with Sarah, I invited her to my party”

EX: “bro she’s totally haunting me.”

Sarah: “How is my ex boyfriend going to see my revenge bod?”
Sarah’s friend: “Oh that’s easy! Just haunt him, you know his friend Jake don’t you?..”
by Thisisreallydifferent September 3, 2021
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