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A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).
He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’
by BobCheckers April 4, 2026
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Fruitcaking

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.
Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?
by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017
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