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If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).
He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

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Fruitcaking 

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.
Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?
Fruitcaking by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017