Christopher

The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.
Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)
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Usually a very intelligent person. Most of the time a christopher would choose books over a movie. Though they may not be that athletic and strong, they are usually very lovable people. They are usually somewhat romantic. They might be one of the most intelligent, witty, and smart people you ever meet. Despite being sarcastic and sassy they are usually very nice people
Person 1:Did you meet that guy yesterday?
Person 2:You mean Christopher?
Person I:yeah he was awesome
by Book lover 0422 July 18, 2017
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Christopher is first of all a complete dumbass. He looks like a Cracker that got inflated but he sucks dick. He cares for those he love but don’t let yourself be on his bad side. He will go to ur house and throw rocks your at your window. He always talks about how good he is at Fortnite but honestly he’s so TRASH. This kid just uses aim hacks when doing 1v1s. He has the worlds smallest chode; he uses his 10000000X magnifying glasses with his tiny ass tweezers. If you sit in front of him he will start to anal u while u sit down no matter your gender. He thinks that girls like him but he’s a complete loner with a boner. So basically just make fun of his chode
Christopher is such a bot
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A boy who gets all the girls and has a big wood
That boy gets bare tings, moving like Christopher you know
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Christopher's can be either extremely sexy or extremely annoying

Generally has a big dick
Girl one: "Wow, that guys name must be Christopher."

Girl two: "Yeah, look at his huge bulge!"
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This name is in the Jewish bible and is related to being a Jewish name as from the Jewish bible
Christopher Is Jewish
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A shy kind of guy who has certain people he cares about the most he's a loving person who will fall in love at a young age with a he/she it depends
Omg stop Christopher
by Rose lynnR June 06, 2018
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