bi-winning 

Winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bipolar.

Charlie Sheen (while smoking): Wow, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess, you know, that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

bi-winning by The Crimson Win March 25, 2011

bi-winning 

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

bi-winning by Jubilator March 25, 2011

Bi-Winning 

Not to be confused with bipolar in an interview. Bi-Winning is winning here, winning there. Charlie Sheen is the only one who claims to be able to do this all the time.

Interviewer: Some would say your bipolar

Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that even mean?... I'm Bi-Winning, I win here and I win there.

Bi-Winning by nahmanthataintme March 25, 2011

bi-winning 

When you win here and you win there; also, if you're Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he's BI-WINNING. He wins here, wins there, and wins everywhere.

bi-winning by Drake Petra March 25, 2011

Bi-winning 

The state of mind Charlie Sheen is in after being the fastest Person to ever get clean within 24 hours.

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar but bi-winning

Bi-winning by whofuckincares March 26, 2011

Bi-winning 

Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".

Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: ... I'm Bi-winning.

Bi-winning by DaNerdling March 26, 2011

bi-winning 

Charlie Sheen's retort to being asked if he is bipolar. It means to be able to win/be awesome in more than one place simultaneously.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

bi-winning by dEaFTOLiGhT March 26, 2011