bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen does on a daily basis.
What happens when your life is bitchin'.

Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins there, he wins here. Charlie Sheen wins everywhere.

by charliesheenbitchin March 30, 2011

Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.

'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.

by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011

bi-winning

Popularized in an interview with Charlie Sheen, it refers to a person who is unable to lose no matter what.

...win here win there...I'm bi-winning.

by theglenlivet March 25, 2011

bi-winning

1. To be winning in multiple instances.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by jbyous April 18, 2011

bi-winning

A term used to illustrate someone who is banging 7 gram rocks and winning here and and winning there. To be unable to comprehend the meaning of the term 'bi-polar'.

john: "some say your bi-polar"
charles: "WAHT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! I BANG 7 GRAM ROCKS!!! BITCH, I'M BI-WINNING!!!"

by charles_Heen March 28, 2011

Bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen is

I'm not bi-polar, I'm Bi-winning!

by Flirmer March 18, 2011

Bi-winning

When you when here, and you when there. You are "Bi-winning"

I don't even know what that means. I'm Bi-Winning. I win here, and I win there... now what?

by Tyler8923 March 25, 2011