massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018

Massive Ween

A penis so tiny it ceases to exist

Russel Early has such a massive ween

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

Massive Lie

When someone lies about something serious, little, or nothing at all.

Nick: “Im a good person” Corvo: “Massive Lie”

by Corvo Riley 7 June 22, 2018

Big Massive

When you get a big mac at McDonalds

Bro do u wanna head to Maccas and grab a Big Massive?

by bigmassive64 March 12, 2020

Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 24, 2020

Massive go

Adj,
A "massive go" is a seemingly meaningless misspelling of "massive ego." Massive go is code for a guy with a huge dick, and a great personality. Disguised as a typo.

*two friends are texting eachother*
Friend one: "Holy crap Michel has a massive go"
Friend one: "*Ego"
Friend two: "dang, is he cute?"

by Michelthegreatest January 7, 2023

massive 'ed

The way Bobby describes Mac's rather large head

"Ey Mac, you've got a big fat massive 'ed you."

by macca_ March 10, 2022