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Joey

A Joey is a hardcore Asian weeb that's hardcore enough to name himself after Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but dumb enough to not realize that his auto-correct was on.
Human one:"Who the fuck is Joey?"
Human two:"The one that's playing his weeb anime music over there."
by NucleaRColaX May 20, 2020
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Joey

A fucking Cunt that thinks his all that, always in other people peoples girlfriends dm’s always lying to females.
“ yo dude that you heard that kid Joey got bat from my ex?” Yo that kid is wack as fuck
by Riccdic June 18, 2020
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JOEY

A "Joey" is a mentally ill teen (non- binary or sum shit like that) who has a couple of friends,like 2/4 ppl max who dyes their hair like nothing and who have serious problems w attachment/mommy/daddy issues
Mostly introverted I think
Joey don't tell me that ur searching urself bb
Do something better in ur life hun
by Swiffer<3 November 21, 2021
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Joey

Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy
You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.
by pee and poop kink August 7, 2019
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joeying

Upon denial of suggestion, relentless tactical assault commences until submission
After hours of joeying, Brian finally submitted to anal
by syndrognito October 2, 2015
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Joey

The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.
Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018
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Joey

Joey is a good man. He will literally take your breath away! He will write you poems and tell you that some of the best days of your lives have yet to come. He will call you beautiful everyday, and tell you that he’s been wishing for you his whole life!!! He is not corny. He’s a real man, a good man, a man you would want to spend all the days you have left with! All he wants is for you to be happy, and you think to yourself “how did I get so lucky?”
I'm Always thinking of you,
from the Start of the day until the end,

it feels so easy Trying life with you,

i will always keep Reminding you of your

beauty,
building something with you is Ideal to me,
i like you i want you, you're all I Desire.

It’s so easy with Joey!
by Your Pocahontas August 14, 2023
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