what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

A Girl Like You

I used to travel in the shadows
And I never found the nerve to try and walk up to you
But now I am a man and I know that there's no time to waste
There's too much to lose
Girl, you say anything at all, and you know that you can call
And I'll be right there for you
First love, heartbreak, tough luck, big mistake
What else can you do
I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you
People talk and people stare, tell them I don't really care
This is the place I should be
And if they think it's really strange for a girl like you
To be in love with someone like me
I want to tell them all to go to hell
That we're doing very well without them you see
That's just the way it is and they will see
I am yours and you are mine, the way it should be

I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you
A girl like you, oh yeah
Now if I seem a little wild, there's no holding back
I'm trying to get a message to you
I won't take anything from anyone
I won't walk and I won't run, I believe in you
London, Washington, anywhere you are I'll run
Together we'll be
Inside, outside, got my pride
I won't let 'em take you from me
I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you
A girl like you, a girl like you
A girl like you, a girl like you, oh yeah
I'll say anything (I'll say anything)
I'll take anything (I'll take anything)
I'll say anything, almost anything
Except goodbye
I'll say anything (I'll say anything)
I'll take anything (I'll take anything)
I'll say anything, almost anything
Except goodbye

by Death Menace June 10, 2023

you

me

you are me. im you.

by cries in pain and dies October 10, 2023

I'm you.

This is a phrase Yuji Itadori from Jujutsu Kaisen said after beating Mahito in battle. The Phylosophical meaning behind this is as follows: Killing humans is as natural to Mahito as killing Curses is to Yuji. Basically that Yuji shouldn't assume he's "better" than Mahito since he's just as focused on killing. It's also dependent that Mahito said Yuji is him, because of the previously mentioned nature of killing. As Yuji said this sentence, he accepted the fact that he is no better then mahito, and simply, like him.

Yuji: "You're right Mahito, I'm you. I wanted to reject you. Convince myself that you were wrong. But that doesn't matter now. I'm gonna kill you. Even if you come back as another cuse... I'll kill you. Change your name. Change your form. I'll kill you again."

Mahito: *pissing his pants*

by cirnos left upper ice crystal December 16, 2023

You

You are you which is you and then its still you, You are you. Thats what it is.

Noah: You are going to the park?
James: Yes, how are you?
Noah: Im good.

by YouareYouareYou November 4, 2021

You

SeeUrban Legend

Also, You are yourslef

You, who art not me, is you. You are who ewe are.

by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022

you

someone reading an urban dictionary definition of you written in 2021. i wonder if any depressed teenagers will be reading this in 2033

why are you wasting your life like this?

by gaymergirll June 14, 2021