Get the schoolmug. School is an insane time-waster, the place where mediocrity reigns supreme. If you aren't as smart as the the others, school tells you you're an idiot and forces you to learn the material at their pace - even if you can't keep up. They also lower your grades, which will cause everyone - your own family included - to be ashamed of you. However, if you are smarter and learn faster, school will still force you to learn at their pace, making what seems to be normal to anyone else unbearably slow for you, repeating 1+1=2 for months. Not only that, but the way of education kills creativity, one of the defining traits of the highly-intelligent. If that wasn't enough, for some reason, the average student tends to hate the smart, bully them and laugh at them at any opportunity. Appearently, 6.5 hours a day at school isn't enough, so you also have to do homework, extra work that you must do at home, no matter how many better things to do you have (ie; anything). Fun fact - homework is the only legal form of torture, and it is distributed to children daily.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.
by Bubblebody November 1, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. Woodridge schools is a small hood ass school in Cuyahoga Falls Ohio. The boys who go there are either your stuck up athletes, your drug kids, and the Ghetto kids. The girls there are your white basic bitch, your hoes, and your athletic girls. Woodridge is an interesting school, they get along with Cuyahoga Falls Schools (a little too much) but we both have a strong hate for Stow. Now in woodridge, got those daily fights, those white boys who wanna be black SO BAD. Andddd the thotsss. But the NORMAL girls there are hella fuckin fine. The athletics are AWSOME, damn, woodridge is a pretty fucked up school.
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Get the schoolmug. by li von February 24, 2023
Get the schoolmug. a shit middle school from year5-year8 which doesnt make sense. also says that theyre diverse but its full of ugly pale discharge shits<3 but anyways poc people that go to ferndown middle ur lowkey hot so shoutout to u!!! dont go there because theyre shit. they dont let you use phones in school and the headteacher is …
by juicestputhay May 6, 2022
Get the ferndown middle schoolmug.