Diddy’s Card Reader

When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.

Los I’m gonna Diddy’s card reader you until you fill up Diddy’s whole collection of baby oil.

by Los’ Daddy June 27, 2025

Nut November Card

Gained if you not doing/watching anything related to sex for the past 20 days

"Yo wtf bro? Did you just lost NNN?"

"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating for the past 20 days

by Looink November 2, 2020

Roblox gift card

A friend repeller

-Yo I bought a Roblox gift card!-

*goes away*

by Peta Hater 06 May 23, 2019

Uno reverse card

The Uno reverse card meme trend began around May 10, 2018 when a user linked Uno to the existing "No U" meme. It was a natural fit given that "No U" is an anagram of "Uno." From there, users on the Internet transformed the "No U" Uno card meme into the Uno reverse card meme and hilarity ensued.

Bill:U fat
Jack:*uses uno reverse card*
Bill:Oh no im fat now

by JasonHW November 8, 2021

Cloned Cards

Credit card cloning refers to making an unauthorized copy of a credit card. This practice is also sometimes called skimming.

Yo homie i just made some Cloned Cards want some?

by devonsjw May 25, 2024

Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021