A 11-19 year old.
Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.
Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.
She was in the kitchen for 20 minutes, and this pot is STILL dirty? What a Noah.
You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.
Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?
We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!
You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.
Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?
We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!
by K-k-k-Karen;) June 8, 2020
Get the Noahmug. A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
by cole:) May 25, 2020
Get the Noahmug. The complete definition of Stupid. The opposite of Einstein. His braincells are stupid, his breathing method is stupid. His life is stupid. There's not a thing he does that isn't stupid.
by Jerry Jesus Jameson February 7, 2022
Get the Noahmug. by Killer-Duckling August 30, 2022
Get the Noahmug. noah is a hoe at first he’s lovely and sweet but then he fucks around with any girl he meets after you breakup and he will get caught multiple times drinking alcohol and smoking weed and get sent to a mental hospital
by thehoeeebitchhh October 21, 2019
Get the Noahmug. a big mother fucker who loves to act cool but is not and uses sex terms but does not know what they mean
by big man 1 2 3 4 April 21, 2020
Get the noah holdermug.