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Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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Virgin cunt

by Rileydanae February 16, 2018
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Virgin

Shut up Conor, you Virgin
by PseudonymnotmyrealnameP420 October 15, 2019
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Virginity

A tea virgins drink when they feel sad
I need me a glass of virginity
by No simping sam April 14, 2020
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Anime Virgin

A person who has not seen one of every anime genre
A: So far I've only seen action and comedy anime
B: What are you, a anime virgin
by AnimeNewbie February 10, 2021
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Digital Virginity

You are digitally virgin till you have not watched pornography thru digital means i.e internet, DVD, CD, USB key etc
He lost his digital virginity at the age of 14.
by sumitstop May 4, 2018
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virgin

bossman = virgin
by bossman = virgin November 20, 2021
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