Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
by UnfoldedSpearmint December 02, 2024
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goat noise

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!
by Danbot1 June 11, 2018
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spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.
OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!
by ___lybee July 21, 2019
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Goat in the sheep skin

Refers to being a master of your craft, and having your own distinct style, but being in a state where you haven't shown the world your true ability.

This can also refer to people thinking that you are trash, and then showing them that you have talent.
"Damn, he's the goat in the sheep skin!"
by Fake sheep March 31, 2021
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goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.
person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
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wait im goated

wait im goated
by sigmalogist May 20, 2024
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noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual
by vegannTesher November 29, 2022
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