bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.

“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay

by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025

Make some bacon

To riot (esp. with molotov cocktails) against the police.

"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group of a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?"

by Crowbear October 4, 2022

Alive bacon

What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.

"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"

by Im jus coo January 22, 2021

Nasal bacon

Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.

Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.

by G-Mann July 24, 2023

Baconed

When some of your opps get kill and put in a spliff

Its haram for them to eat pork but its not haram for them to get baconed

by anonymous January 27, 2021

Bacon hair

Cringe ahh hair in Roblox

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair

by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024

bacon

Slang term used by many for all encompassing love. Much like the Greek word agape.

you're my Bacon.

I Bacon you

Freedom is Bacon forever and to all

by deuce0211 March 6, 2015