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in your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD
by Avlixn July 19, 2023
mugGet the in your mommug.

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'
Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
by SketchB10 January 18, 2012
mugGet the Calm Your Skeetsmug.

lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)
example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019
mugGet the lock your doorsmug.

handle your handle

To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.
Bro, you need to handle your handle. I'm handling my handle.
by JRay1234567890 June 28, 2019
mugGet the handle your handlemug.
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mugGet the <.0.3.4.3.0.> It's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.mug.

Capping your nikes

When a person comes out with some hot new drip and you tell him to calm down
Shhheeeessshhh. you need to start capping your nikes or someone might steal yo drip
by dripping cock May 31, 2022
mugGet the Capping your nikesmug.

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