5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

Star Power Regret

When playing guitar hero, the instance sense of regret one feels when activating the star power feature in a song area with little to no notes.

Man, that spot had no notes, got total star power regret now!

by mellyjojo March 12, 2011

Rock Star Shower

Washing your dick in the bathroom sink after sex.

A rock star shower is a quick and efficient way to get to sleep quickly and not have a stinky dick.

by HelloHBOT August 13, 2014

Brown Star Orchestra

A long, often melodious, string of farts. Especially in a public restroom.

Pardon me, I didn't realize the Brown Star Orchestra was about to start playing.

by anonymouscle October 14, 2014

Minnesota North Star

Minnesota North Star

When taking a dump and deciding to suck ones own cock.
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star

by Nodsy April 3, 2021

Chocolate Star Stamp

The act of accidentally pressing your butt orifice against your partner's lower back or other random body part.

My girlfriend was sitting between my legs in the bath tub, she moved forward so that i could lie back to wet my hair. My ass then slid forward and I gave her the chocolate star stamp on her lower back. True story.

by JefffersonM April 13, 2013

Broski G star

A proper geez that watches Johnny Carey

Hey ma broski G star u got the gud shit

by Da nignog Gstar69 September 10, 2020