shark

you came here for a sexual definition didn't you
a shark is a sea creature

Some dude: yo theres a shark
Me: we're cooking sharkfin soup today

by dety7 November 20, 2023

Mark the Shark

A dangerous individual with a nasty track record. He used to be a normal kid, but he was traumatized at an early age and went downhill ever since. Word of advice, if you're ever in the forest and you see a man with long brown hair and glasses, RUN! He's very dangerous.

Person 1: Who is that freak over there?
Person 2: I think it's Mark the Shark! Run!

by MarkerSharker May 6, 2025

Shark

An aquatic animal who lives in the ocean and does not mean any harm unless you scare it.

hehe blub blub fish

"I dislike sharks because they are scary water creatures"

by your dad who is getting milk April 27, 2022

Shark

epic fish with a cartilagnous skeleton, or in other words- sharks are squishy bois. I like sharks. Sharks are very misunderstood. If you see a shark in the water, stay still. Also help sharks. Sharks are not to be confused with "sgarks" which are magical sharks with lungs and legs

Sara: That shark is SOOOOO cute!

Bill: Sara that is the correctest thing you ever said, that is one cute shark.

by Sharkz are cool™ May 23, 2023