cut some hose

(v) - The act of cutting some hose, whether they are your hose or not, whether they deserved it or not.

Can you cut some hose for me? -No we don't cut hose here, only bitches.

by kraddel January 17, 2011

Crack-cut Denim

A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.

“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"

“Levis. Crack-cut denim."

"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”

by Buakk November 22, 2019

King Bowl Cut

The vice principle who thinks it's cool to rock a bowl cut and doesn't understand that the shorter it gets, the worse it looks. They also don't understand that dying the thing will not make it look better.

" OMG did you see what King Bowl Cut is wearing today? "

"Ew, yeah. So fugly."

by HateMySchool January 07, 2012

Pizza cutting nips

Pizza cutting nips are nipples that are so erect (consistantly infact) so apparent and prominent, so mighty and so pointy (even through clothing) that they could epicly slice through pizza! Thus pizza cutting nips was born!

"Tonys got some pizza cutting nips on him!" *swoon*

"Wow Tonys nips are killer!"
"Pizza party tonight everyone, Tonys bringing the pizza cutters!"
"It's slice off time! Nips at the ready!"

by Jess Murray May 20, 2019

Perfect cut scream

A video that is cutted right when someone starts screaming, normally found on youtube

Paul: ~starts recording something~

Someone: ~screams~

Paul; lol this will be a perfect cut scream

by theimmortalmcfish November 09, 2020

cut meat pole

Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.

Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??

by Kikia76 January 09, 2021

kids with bowl cuts

Ugly as fuck

Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.

by HateThatMissyGirl May 10, 2015