by daman9282393 February 17, 2024
Get the jaismug. A person who is literally a ball of fat.
His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
by therealbbg December 9, 2018
Get the Jaymug. by crackheadbaby December 21, 2022
Get the jay crimasmug. Also known as Shawn Corey Carter: a rapper, a poet, a music genius, a billionaire and probably the wisest man on earth.
He happens to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
He happens to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Person: JAY-Z said “you in the presence of a king, scratch that, you in the presence of a God” I wanna be like JAY-Z… a God
by THEQUITOWORLD November 22, 2021
Get the JAY-Zmug. by Don’t worry about it sweet ❤️ October 26, 2019
Get the John jaymug. 
It’s a difficult life for anyone with the Name Jai. No one has invented big enough briefs to keep their nobs in.
Girl: I want a six inch....
Boy: Jai or a meatball sub?
Girl: I want a six inch....
Boy: Jai or a meatball sub?
by Saladass420 June 21, 2018
Get the Jaimug.