among us

some may say its a cult but it really is a religion may the imposter save us all

hey have you heard about the religion among us

by killme420times May 12, 2022

Among us

Do not say this around anyone. You will get bullied and depending on where you are.. beaten up.

You: AmOnG uS.
Everyone around you: *Cracks knuckles and slowly walks toward you*.

by Ozzy_Is_Bad May 26, 2022

UR USING mOdS!

Something Xbox Live Kids say when they take the biggest L in Fortnite/Call of Duty.

The Homie: Yeah boy! I took that W!
Xbox Live Kid: No! I shot you but it didnt hit but u shot me through like...a fucking wall! *gasps in disbelief*UR USING mOdS!

by Call Tyrooooooone February 12, 2020

among us

among us is unfunny.

hey bro among us is unfunny

by nonoononononoononnononon February 24, 2022

They told us not to say anything

Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?

Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Among us In real life

(sus, sus)

Among us in real life, spaceship with my crew

by Myles's Pseudonym September 18, 2022

Spit us out

WAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAH!! Nobody else is allowed to bitch about their problems, Mister Jew! Shut up!

Hym "Yeah, ok dawg. Whatever. Nobody gives a shit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? GO BACK TO ISRAEL! Your Jew friend Ben was just saying that a second ago wasn't he? Bye! 'If you don't like it leave' that's the official conservative position on complaining about America. 'DoN't SpIt Us OuT aGaIn! WAAAH!' Shut up. Anybody else complains and it fails on deaf ears. If your book is your story then your story is murdering people and kidnapping their daughters as rape slaves. Shut the fuck up!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023