old town road

the littest frickin bop for big highschool minty men

zach “yo listen it’s old town road
liam “oh yeah man that’s the 73rd time i’ve heard that bop, play it again”

by McLaza March 27, 2019

Old Fashioned mop

After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.

her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.

by swabbie August 10, 2010

Boggy Old Creature

Slang for "Bag of Crap" in the woot.com online community, because they both share the initials "B.O.C."

A $200 refurbished Zune? When will the Boggy Old Creature go away!

by Domonique Dagdag September 24, 2009

Old man Jenkins

A loyal customer of the Krusty Krab who's out-lived time itself and he's lived in Bikini Bottom for as long as he can remember...

Spongebob: Hi sir, welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take your order sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018

Ye old Kerfluffle

A band of weirdos who are loud, annoying, lonely, and random scream about memes

(no one can say that about us but me cause I'm in the band)

Wow ye old Kerfluffle is a really weird band

by Ava Is Trash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 14, 2018

old people upsetting

can mean upsetting old people for fun,

or the feeling you get from watching old people being frisky

It's fun like old people upsetting, not like having fun old people upsetting.

by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

old-people-romance

The act of a couple 80+ having sex.

Josh noticed the really old couple next-door having old-people-romance.

by DavidJohnson May 28, 2006