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First

Something people say on a video even if they aren't actually the first.
Guy 1: Lmao im first!
Guy 2:No i am!
Guy 3:I WAS HERE BEFORE ALL OF YOU SHITFARTS!
Guy 4:oh hey guys
by Junderlel December 26, 2020
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First World Guilt

Describes the situation in which one is about to throw some shit away then imagines a kid in Africa in a predicament of exaggerated poverty: dirt huts and all, causing said person to think twice about throwing that shit away.
Guy 1 stares at his somewhat empty plate of food. He’s full. The amount of food that’s left isn’t really enough to justify saving it for later, but it’s still enough for one to consider continue finishing it.

Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.

Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt”
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”
by kfalcon June 26, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Þƙƴķaxolotls "Angaeiouţ" Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Cyber Sleuth: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cyber Sleuth: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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double-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
My double-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
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