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general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024
mugGet the general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)mug.

quadruple-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
Quadruple-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Co-2C1R-in-law.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
mugGet the co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug.

second great-cousin-niece

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
mugGet the second great-cousin-niecemug.

Second Gunman

The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting
Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.
by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023
mugGet the Second Gunmanmug.
1- Stepparent's second-cousin.
2- Parent's step-second-cousin.
3- Step-second-cousin's child.
4- Second-cousin's stepchild.
5- Step-2C1R.
My step-second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
mugGet the step-second-cousin-once-removedmug.

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