That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

National phone your ex day

Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!

National phone your ex day (Nov 24)

by Blue sky 101 October 30, 2020

destress your breasts

A synonym for calm your tits, meaning, calm down it’s not a big deal.

beth: “ i can’t fathum why john would cheat on me!!”

jessie: “ DESTRESS YOUR BREASTS, you broke up a year ago, why do you care?”

by panic.at.the.disco666 December 2, 2018

Putting Your Skirt On!

To be weak and stop drinking before all the fun is over.

I yelled at Andy for 'putting your skirt on!'. He was too tired to keep drinking today b/c he drank alcohol last night too.

by PrincessDi August 7, 2008

faded off your locs

when you're too faded for your locs

Foo, you're faded off your locs

by fadedfoo November 15, 2019

Put a Little Love in Your Heart

is a song originally performed in 1969 by Jackie DeShannon, who composed it with her brother Randy Myers and Jimmy Holiday. In the U.S., it was DeShannon's highest-charting hit, reaching number 4 on the Hot 100 in August 1969 and number 2 on the Adult Contemporary chart.1 In late 1969, the song reached number 1 on South Africa's hit parade. The song rivalled the success of her signature song, "What the World Needs Now Is Love".

Think of your fellow man, lend him a helping hand
Put a Little Love in Your Heart.

by SPrice1980 September 13, 2023