<.7.9.7.6.>You ArE THe ne WHo Lieks Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

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Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

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Fank You

A term used by immigrants who speaks such little English they think the term "Thank You" is pronounced with an "F" instead of a "Th".

"Fank you very much, Sir"

by JDorritos25 February 21, 2024

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if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

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A stupid fucking retard with a whore for a wife "Are you gonna apologize!?"

Hym "What? No. For what? Literally everything I do is heroism. I'm better than everyone... What is there to apologize for? Oh! That! Yeah, no, you're right. I'm sorry. It isn't fair for me to be this much better than literally everyone. But don't blame me. And don't blame yourself... Blame you God for making you such retarded, repugnant, filth. You and your kids. It's gross. And whatever did this to you deserves to die."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2024

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