Adam

A man who is tacky and drives a Land Rover.

Hey i’m adam i have a land rover

by anonymous February 16, 2024

Elijah Adams

Someone who's really annoying, also they have a tiny penis

You I had sex with Elijah Adams and he had a tiny penis

by Soyboy420 June 14, 2019

Adam

Adam is the the funny guy of the group, he always has a way to make somebody laugh even when they're sad. Adam is also very attractive, and tall. Sometimes, Adam can be intimidated by other people but it doesn't matter because he will make a joke out of it. Most people call him by his last name, but he's used to it.

"Adam (or last name), ur so freaking funny man"

by justfaxxxxx December 4, 2024

Go do an Adam

Synonymous to go fuck yourself. In the Bible, Eve was made from Adam's rib so he effectively shagged himself.

Joe: (smirking) Teddy, how's Clara?

Teddy: Go do an Adam.

by biblicalallusions July 9, 2024

Adam Kadro

Adam, last name Kadro is a very sweet Kurdish and Syrian guy. He has curly black hair paired with glistening jet black eyes that would make you want to make eye contact with him. He has a cute little mustache with a sweet smile that would make you smile without even knowing. He loves to wear his Kurdistan and Syrian flag necklace with his rings. (One on his index finger and the other on his ring finger. In both hands.) He plays the guitar and writes all of his notes in his messy cornell notes notebook that is used for all subjects. (I'm not going to write too descriptive just in case he might see this and instantly know who I am. >/////<)

Girl A: OMG, LOOK!!!!!!
Girl B: What?
Girl A: It's Adam Kadro from class B!!!!!!
Girl B: First of all stop screaming in my ears and second of all, wher-
Girl A: OMG, OMG, OMG! I think he just looked at me - I feel like I'm going to faint... Gir-
*SPLAT*
Girl B: *FAINTS*
Girl C: Who is th-
Girl D: He is not only all that but is also the guy that I have a liking for since the day I met him and he is everything that I want in a guy.
Girl C: No one asked. *BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE*

by Hi200717 October 13, 2023

Adam

Adam is the best person you will ever meet. He's caring, gentle, playful, and kind. He'll tease you, but you know that you'll never feel unsafe with him around. He has kind eyes and a gentle, calming voice that puts you at ease almost immediately.

Adam is an absolutely amazing person who anyone would be lucky to meet and become friends with. He is always there if you need him.

Lazy fucker though who doesn't get outta his friggin bed. Seriously dude, you can't be late *every* day.

Can't help but love him though.

Me: my best friend's name is Adam

by Justafuckinidiotwhoneedshugs August 14, 2019

Adam

Someone who makes you smile when your sad who makes your day way better. Always laughing and making you smile. Normally with big brown eyes that will get you lost in always making jokes and making everyone around him laugh the best friend you will ever have

Oo I wish I had an Adam

by Someone else is as gay as u October 12, 2019