sesqui-second cousin

Child of their parent's sesqui-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s half-first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin.

My sesqui-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Second hand cringe

When someone did something so cringe that you start cringing with or for them (depending on the person).

“Robert gave me second hand cringe”
“What he do”
“He was watching peppa pig in high school”
“Ew now I’m cringing”

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022

second cousin-pibling

Parent's second cousin.

My second cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second Day Syndrome

The condition whereby on the second day of being back at work/college after a holiday and/or long break you are a lot more fatigued and generally more unhappy than you were on the first day of being back at work/college.

I was feeling a lot better being back at work yesterday than today, must be second day syndrome.

by Jonnycrl January 7, 2020

Second-hand Wook

You spend too much time with the wook kids. You won’t want to be a wook but you find yourself spending more time with them then you would like to admit, and might accidentally do their K instead of coke.

Yooo are we becoming second-hand wooks?

by phillyboiz March 21, 2021

Second Class Citizen

Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.

Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.

If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.

Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9

Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature

Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.

by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024

Second Burn

The burning sensation in one's anus when defecating after eating something spicy.

i.e. It burns once going in and again coming out.

Afterburn

1: The habanero burned my mouth pretty badly, but the second burn was even worse!
2: Oh man, the second burn from that salsa had me on the toilet for hours!

by Emzi Mazem February 21, 2014