person a: " Last night i got fucked by your brother."
person b" You do know he has a foot long pig, right?"
Person a:" O.O.!!!!!"
person b" You do know he has a foot long pig, right?"
Person a:" O.O.!!!!!"
by UsaNii December 4, 2011
Get the foot long pigmug. A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.
All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.
by sammy1 November 17, 2006
Get the Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dickmug. Slang phrase used by workers in the sex trade meaning that they are willing to spend the entire evening and night (dancing, dining or actually sleeping) with a "guest"; as opposed to "short-time" -- usually two hours or less of only sexual activities, after which the paid companion usually returns to work.
"Hey big, strong, handsome man! Me like you; you very handsome. Me love you long time. You like? We go, O.K.?"
by Sgt. "Butterfly" June 9, 2004
Get the me love you long timemug. The name given to given to affluent Germans born of royalty
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
long rod von hugen dong has been knighted for manliness from chuck Norris for being a superior he bitch.
by g-chef June 15, 2008
Get the long rod von hugen dongmug. Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.
These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
by Irving Washington March 30, 2003
Get the too long didn't bother readingmug. A classic Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich made using any kind of long bread, typically a whole baguette. These can either be cut up and shared it they can be eaten whole as a simple guilty pleasure.
by Hurm_m April 20, 2023
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly The Long Waymug. by thespiderunderyourbed November 14, 2019
Get the give your [crush] a long [hug]mug.