Karen is typically a middle aged women in her 40’s or 50’s with blonde or brown hair with a bob cut or bangs. Karen usually drives a Ford or a Minivan to take the kids to soccer. Karen’s are always retired and rely on their husbands money. Karen hates her husband her kids and especially LINDA. Karen will always complain to the manager and drinks coffee or tea all the time.
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by Iwouldfrickacreeper October 20, 2019
Get the Karen mug.A type of mental disorder that makes the host (i think) become incredibly stupid, annoying and frustrating. This mental disorder can only spread by words, and it is based on if the other person decide to believe this or not. It can only be cured with the help of a therapist, or trickery. This appears more in women and moms then men and fathers
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Dude 1: Hey i heard that person there got Karen
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
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Former definition to be replaced with Jen
Former definition to be replaced with Jen
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A single mother...
... who took the kids
... of three unvaccinated and "healthy" children
... with a bob haircut
... who wishes to speak to the manager
... and feminist
... who posts/likes minion memes on Facebook
... who is entitled to your property because "my kid has good grades and you don't even need it"
... who can cure anything with essential oils, home remedies, and alternative medicine
The list goes on, really.
A single mother...
... who took the kids
... of three unvaccinated and "healthy" children
... with a bob haircut
... who wishes to speak to the manager
... and feminist
... who posts/likes minion memes on Facebook
... who is entitled to your property because "my kid has good grades and you don't even need it"
... who can cure anything with essential oils, home remedies, and alternative medicine
The list goes on, really.
Lady- Is this dairy-free soy-free?! I demand you go out and remake all of this food!
Caterer- I don't work for you, sorry.
Lady- I don't care! If my little Jimmy doesn't get his organic fig bar, I will gladly take him to eat elsewhere!
Caterer- Fine by me
Lady- *storms off*
Person standing near-by- what a Karen.
Caterer- I don't work for you, sorry.
Lady- I don't care! If my little Jimmy doesn't get his organic fig bar, I will gladly take him to eat elsewhere!
Caterer- Fine by me
Lady- *storms off*
Person standing near-by- what a Karen.
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