Macrohard Doors

No, not "Doors". Macrohard Doors is the opposite equivalent to MS Windows.

I need a new processor to upgrade to Macrohard Doors 11!

by MDTTVteardrop July 18, 2023

doore

A combination of the words dirty and whore. Being a dirty whore

"dude last night cass was trying to steal my man...shes such a doore!"

by Booie January 2, 2009

The Door

When someone says something so DUMB that they need to leave the room

Girl: did you know that if you close your eyes you can't see?
Guy: the door

by I'm the h December 10, 2019

Bloodhound Back Door

When you're making love to a woman and you look down and notice she has just gotten her period, so you pull outand put it in her butt.

Dude! I was banging Penny and I looked down and blood was everywhere! I had to bloodhound back door it!

by PENNY PEN May 18, 2015

4 is an open door

In the Australian university system, 4 is a pass, and 7 is a full mark, so at the end of the semester, you will see a bunch of hustlers who did not watch a single lecture sitting outside during the exam block singing "4 is an open door," which is the urban version of the frozen song "Love is an open door, "where Anna met the evil prince Hans, the man she wanted to settle for life.

Hey man, how did your exam go?
It's been crazy.
Crazy？
Yeah, I winged every single thing.

All my life has been a series of doors in my face.
And then, suddenly, this one smashed right into my face
I was thinking the same thing, 'cause like
I've been studying my whole life to get into a university like this
And maybe I've been partying too hard, but I love the thrill of jumping on the edge of a 49 and a 50.

But with you (but with you...)
4 is an open door
with you
with you

Life could be so much more!

"All "

by anonymous April 8, 2025

Back door Abe

This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.

The man the myth the legend got back door abed and felt great!!

by Fun-times-at-ridgemont-high December 29, 2021

DOOR PULLER

Generally referred to as,

T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.

Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.

Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.

NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

by BIGweekendONtheGEARmate6752 September 29, 2019