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by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
Get the Sight card mug.When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
Get the credit carding the soap mug.Credit card cloning refers to making an unauthorized copy of a credit card. This practice is also sometimes called skimming.
by devonsjw May 25, 2024
Get the Cloned Cards mug.There are four bases in a relationship
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
Troy: I heard Trevor played the Bill Cosby Card, Owen.
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
by Anonomous4002 June 16, 2020
Get the Bill Cosby Card mug.Becky is broke but she'll use that "Furry Credit Card " to smoke out tonight.
Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!
Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!
Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!
Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!
by Dusty Nuggets June 4, 2018
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Me: Ur mom has multible gays of great sizes
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*
by Hitler1889 March 8, 2018
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Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
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by qac_3 November 5, 2010
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