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anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.
by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013
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the anal punisher

The sex act in which ones thumb is fully penetrated into your partners anus, and the rest of your hand grips the ass cheek.
Honey, my ass is so tight! Could you please do the anal punisher?
by anal theif April 1, 2015
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Anal Fracturing

Anal fracturing is when you have someone pour about 1 cup of liquid nitrogen into and onto your anus, then having a man with large genitals come and shatter the frozen parts of your ass.
Aw dude, look at that chick over there. I would love to give her a good anal fracturing.
by Galefrocetech1 May 13, 2015
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Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.
Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
by The Mokey October 17, 2016
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Anal rail

It's when your going so hard and fast in the ass you need to lay down tracks for accuracy.
"Man, I was with my boyfriend the other day, he had to lay down the ol' anal rail he was going so crazy."
by Billybaf November 22, 2016
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anal squirt

When two people are having sex and clear liquid from your pussy squirts out
Girl: I love it when you make me have an anal squirt
by Jdjdhdjsjja September 2, 2019
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