Closet Piece

a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date

TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.

by boosadleys June 12, 2016

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your a good piece

A good piece of ass, a good lay

Kristy your a good piece!

by Chipp,RN June 19, 2017

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piece of shit

Something invisible until you smell it often stepped upon leaving undesired feelings, smell, or disease, often the color brown can be green, purple yellow, and the rarest red.

Curt: "Wow! i bout stepped onto that piece of shit"
Bob: "Yeah I Just have a few dogs round here thats the problem they have to shit on outside."
Curt: "at least the dog knows to leave its piece of shit outside of the household."

by 62428 October 22, 2015

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