dutchman's uncle

NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities

If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Uncle

A man who lives a life of leisure, fishing, rubbing meats, smoking cannabis and drinking piss tasting IPA's. They also snag a lot of aunties.

This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.

"Lamar moved to the mountain to live that uncle life.

by Jwickedg October 1, 2022

double-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Charlie

Charles Manson

What Would Uncle Charlie Do. WWUCD

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.

GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!

by painbrain December 28, 2010

Uncle Spank

The man, the Legend.

F*ckin' Uncle Spank just smoked all that Purple!

by MF BUBBA March 22, 2022

Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings children.

Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!

by tdids93 June 8, 2022